Ring, riiiiing.

Hi, you’ve reached Pants. I can’t get to the phone right now. Zipper’s stuck. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Pants, hey. It’s me, Bag. You gotta call me back as soon as you get this. I was shopping yesterday and saw this super fine tee from Harlow. I think she’s perfect for you.

First of all, she is tissue thin and from L.A. (Typical, right?) Wait until you see her slamming body: sweetheart neckline, screen-printed graphics, and mod color blocking.

She has a bunch of hot friends, too. Twill Trench is really sophisticated. Everyone was ogling her. Then there’s Vest, a little cutie. And you’ll love palling around with Undersized Hoodie — a slender, low-key, pleated pullover.

Can’t wait to introduce you to the gang.

But don’t tell White Tee. She’d totally freak out.

Available at Curve, 154 North Robertson Boulevard, between Beverly Boulevard and Alden Drive, West Hollywood (310-360-8008); online at shopbop.com.