Los Angeles - January 21, 2008

Crap Shoot

Bird Turd Kit

Poop. Doo-doo. Caca. Dooky. Cha-cha.

No matter what you call it, when it lands on your car, there’s only one word that describes how you feel: shitty.

Cut the crap with the Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit. It contains all the necessary tools for avian excrement removal.

As soon as you discover one of your so-called feathered friends has left a little present on your ride, break out the red and black case. Spray the area with water or windshield cleaner and wipe with a shop towel or get down to business with the microfiber sponge or shammy. Then apply cleaner wax to protect your paint job. Throw what you can away in a tidy plastic baggie and wash your hands of the ordeal with an antibacterial wipe.

Soon you’ll feel like No. 1 again.

Instead of No. 2.

Available at Intuition, 10581 West Pico Boulevard, between Prosser and Manning Avenues, West Los Angeles (310-234-8442 or shopintuition.com).