Online - June 10, 2008

Zip It

LnA Zipper Leggings

You can’t squeeze into your fat jeans because you took down a carton of Chubby Hubby to ease the pain of being rejected by an out-of-work telemarketer. You’re one bad hair day away from a padded room.

Hold it together with a pair of LnA’s new zipper leggings. The legwear has an elastic waist; eight-inch gold zippers at the ankles; and look hot on more than just tall, skinny bitches.

Choose from two material combos: cotton/spandex or nylon/spandex (the latter has a sheen to it). The color spectrum ranges from basic black to flamingo, pumpkin, marigold, navy, and charcoal (among many others). The material is thick enough to hold you in and hide any unappealing lumps (who, you?), while the zipper adds sex appeal, making them an immediate mood enhancer.

Giving you the gusto to face the world again.

Available online at shopbop.com.