Los Angeles - April 07, 2009

All Brownie Points Bulletin

Platine Bakery Sweets and Savories

Standard Emergency Sugar Rush Procedure
Prepared by: Platine’s Newly Minted Cake Box-Size Office of Baked Treats
Culver City

1.0 Initial Response

1.1 Determine the type of emergency:
- caramel-topped brownie explosion
- lemon pudding cake disturbance
- chocolate ginger snap crash

1.2 Assess emergency magnitude:
- aggravated sweet tooth assault
- all-over cakes and pangs
- holidays approaching and not a flourless babycake or hand-decorated bunny sugar cookie in sight

1.3 Take immediate action requiring one or more of the following:
- Oreo-inspired Platinos and vanilla counterpart Camées
- bags of snickerdoodles, chocolate galore, or oatmeal raisin choco chip cookies
- snazzy single-serving mignardises specially for spring: rhubarb Alsatian tart; pineapple upside-down cake; short stacks (silver-dollar pancakes, maple OJ emulsion, bacon candy, candied bacon)

All clear.

Platine, 10850 Washington Boulevard, between Midway and Girard Avenues, Culver City (310-559-9933 or platinecookies.com).