Morning wood? No, thanks. In your mouth? Heavens no. In front of a mirror? Dude. With the lights on? God clearly hates you.

Calm down. You’ll happily open wide for the Source toothbrush. With a wooden handle made of recycled wood bioplastic, this brusher is 93 percent recyclable.

The nifty handle lasts forever, and you can throw the head away when you’ve worn it out (if only). Plus, with 65 percent more bristles than the ordinary, the Source guarantees a much cleaner mouth.

Oh, and that’s not all, people: It’s reversible so you can switch from right to left when your arm gets tired.

Now that’s a hand job you can get behind.

Available online at radiustoothbrush.com.