L. A. apartment interior.
Knock knock.
Woman: [through door] Yes?
Voice: [muffled] Miss Jarlyjarlynburg?
Woman: Pardon me?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: From whom?
Voice: Candygram.
Woman: Why, you’re that clever shark, aren’t you?!
Voice: Auntie Em’s Organic Produce and Dinner Delivery.
Woman: Auntie Em’s! Why didn’t you say so? That cute cooler of farmers market fresh fruit and veg is a feast. You know owner Terri Wahl taps all her local sources to put together the abundant harvest boxes of seasonal, organic edibles? Such variety! Signing up was a cinch — just listed likes and dislikes, ordered a few prepared goodies from the Market Place, and opted for weekly delivery (though I could have chosen once or twice a month). Service just started, and delivery zones are still up in the air, so I’m so glad you made it!
Woman opens door. Cue Jaws theme song.
Feeding frenzy ensues.
Auntie Em’s Organic Produce and Dinner Delivery (323-333-0392 or auntieemsdelivery.com).