Events of late have your knickers in a twist — and that is to say nothing of your tangled trapezius; snarly latissimus; and poor, poor psoas.

While she can do absolutely nothing about the state of your undies, Julie Stout can help with the rest.

Extensively trained in such styles as shiatsu, deep tissue, sports, Thai, neuromuscular, kinetic myofascial, and reflexology, the traveling practitioner also knows the unique technique of Hellerwork. A combination of deep-tissue work known as structural integration, movement lessons, and a dialogue to improve the mind/body connection, the eleven-session series purportedly improves alignment as if you’ve dedicated years to yoga.

Though her style is decidedly more therapeutic than it is foofy, Stout aims to make adjustments and create relaxation that lasts.

And there’s no way to twist that.

Julie Stout (917-304-1175 or juliebodytherapy.com).