For The Bazaar by José Andrés, press 1.
For SLS Hotel, press 2.
You’ve reached The Bazaar. For lively Bar Centro’s raw bar and modern cocktails, press 3. For the rosy Patisserie’s bonbons and fancy candies, press 4. For Rojo y Blanca’s mix of traditional and radical Spanish tapas, press 6 (dark, sexy Rojo) or 7 (bright and airy Blanca). For museum-like gift shop Moss, roving cotton candy or caviar carts, or to speak with an on-site fortune-teller or caricature artist, press 9 now.
You’ve reached the Hotel. Please stay on the line for reservations, the only way to be connected to the guest-only lobby lounge and Tres restaurant; rooftop pool; state-of-the-art gym; and 297 rooms and 61 suites featuring D. Porthault linens, exclusive toiletries, and decadent minibars.
Enjoy the show.
SLS Hotel, 465 South La Cienega Boulevard, between San Vicente Boulevard and Clifton Way (310-247-0400 or slshotels.com); The Bazaar by José Andrés (310-246-5555).