Dear __________ (name of gifter),

How did you know I needed a(n) _________ (noun)?

No, seriously. Did _________ (name of frenemy) tell you? Did you read my _________ (adjective) journal? Or did you go through my ________ (adjective) e-mail? There’s only ____ (number) way(s) that you could have possibly known — all of them __________ (adjective).

And you let me unwrap it at the ____________ (employer) holiday party! In front of all those ______ (plural noun) no less. It’s not every day someone gets what they’ve been ________ (verb ending in -ing) _____ and _____ (pair of opposites) for, but still, a ______ (adjective indicating size) heads up would have been ________ (adjective).

Look, even though I want to _______ (verb) you, I know the ____________ (adjective) thing to do here is say thanks. So thanks.

Just wait till next year.

XOXO,
___________ (your name)