Officer: Can you tell us a little bit about your attacker?

Lady: I … I … I guess so. It was leathery — no, pleathery — and studded, with mesh inserts and about three faux zippers.

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Lady: Uh huh.

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Lady: Oh, I don’t know about all this.

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