Title: Booty Call Statement of the Problem: Winter is nowhere near over, and your boots were made for chucking. Hypothesis: A pair of Luxury Jones boots could cure the winter blues. Materials: One pair ’70s Western round-toe boots with stacked two- to three-inch heel Vintage belts Chains Pearl necklaces Braided ropes Glue Needle and thread Procedure: Designer Nichole Dimitras folds over boot, so the top is touching the ankle. She then wraps belts, chains, pearls, and ropes around the leg of each boot until satisfied aesthetically. (The two boots do not necessarily need to match exactly.) She glues and stitches adornments in place. Conclusions: Hypothesis accepted. Serotonin levels increased immensely for every single person who put on a pair of these one-of-a-kind visions. Available online at luxuryjones.com. For custom orders, e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.