You in the back! What’s your name? Cappy? No, Cappy’s the round-toe pump with the gunmetal-capped peg heel. You must be Bailey, one of the heeled sandals.
Class, it’s important to understand why you are here at Omelle, Cherise Angelle and Nicole LaFave’s School of Shoes for Girls. And it’s not because of your exemplary good looks, artistic disposition, or handmade Italian pedigree. It’s because you simply don’t follow the rules.
Danika, stop playing with your black satin ankle bows. Cecilia! Watch your bootie, missy.
Now, we must know where you are at all times, so each of you will be assigned a custom box labeled with your ID photo. Inside, you’ll find a reusable bow bag for toting yourself or your belongings — it’s standard issue.
Must you slouch, Avery? Don’t answer that.
We’ll make a goody two-shoes out of you yet.
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