You’ve given oversize glasses, flannels-as-dresses, and the whole homeless-chic look a try.
But there’s a new Olsen on the block, and this one keeps our furry friends in mind: Olsenhaus, a vegan line of footwear that’s a far cry from the blah brown hippie bullshit Jesus sandals.
Three-inch platform linen Mary Janes with electric blue accents will put a spring in your step, as will splatter-painted wedges. Faux black patent gladiators and lizard-skin heels could pass for the real thing.
And unlike a couple of twins, this Olsen has hung reasonable price tags on its designs.
The shoes are so cool, they could make an outfit on their own.
But we suggest wearing pants.
Available online at olsenhaus.com.