Los Angeles - April 01, 2009

Poops, I Did It Again

Bag Boys Delivery Service

If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself.

Unless, of course, you’re torturing your (fr)enemies with a bag of crap at their door. Leave that to Bag Boys.

It’s simple: Choose small, medium, or large; add extras like Ding Dong and Ditch, Photographic Evidence, or On Fuego (the most popular request); and enter delivery information.

The guys fill each paper sack to order with a synthetic material developed to look and behave like poo, though heavier on stink-producing indole, skatole, thiols, and hydrogen-sulfide compounds.

Come nightfall, they make their rounds, leaving unassuming lunch bags that are sure to ruin someone’s morning at the doors of houses, apartment buildings, or offices throughout greater L.A.

The service is easy, dependable, and relatively inexpensive.

You’ll agree: These guys are the shit.


Available online at
bagboysdelivery.com.

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