Directions:
1. Find transportation (preferably of the two-wheel variety).
2. Cruise over to Choke, moped repair shop par excellence.
3. Park.
4. Walk eight feet east to a kiosk no bigger than your thumb. Welcome to Cafe Legs, a most unpredictable joint.
5. Take a load off on the well-worn sofa inside. Folding chairs are self-serve.
6. Order an espresso made with Stumptown beans (when available). Per management, no fancy foam clovers or hearts. No milk after noon, either.
7. Score a pair of limited-edition selvaged denim jeans for gents in sizes 26 to 34. Designed by Choke honcho Jeff Johnsen.
8. Commission a $5 letter (previously offered genres include love as well as apology).
9. Wonder what could possibly be for sale next month ($3 Norwegian-style ham sandwiches? $1 Japanese bike locks?)
10. Come again.
Cafe Legs, 4157½ Normal Avenue, between North Virgil Avenue and North Hoover Street (323-660-0566).