Ta-Tas for Now

We heard there was something you wanted to get off your chest.

Something that’s caused pain, suffering, and stress for far too long.

It’s that damn bra, isn’t it?

Off with the old over-the-shoulder boulder holder: Get properly fit at Jenette Bras. Specializing in sizes D through K, the recently opened boutique caters to the well endowed.

During your one-on-one with owner Jenette Goldstein, she’ll take down your measurements then prescribe styles based on your numbers and each brand’s band lengths, cup sizes, and shapes. Choose from simple seamless, sturdy nursing, better basic sports bras, and loads of fine lingerie lines from Europe. (How does she keep everything under $100?)

And seeing as Goldstein’s a busty dame herself, you can feel confident taking her advice.

We could all use the extra support.

Jenette Bras, 4308 Melrose Avenue, at Heliotrope Drive, Hel Mel (323-665-7490 or jenettebras.com).