Nobody likes a braggart, but you can’t help it if your perfect angel is the most beautiful creature ever known to man.
Need some perspective? Photographers Lauren and Abby Ross offer a stylish point of view with photojournalistic portraits of your small fry.
Completely spontaneous, the charming sister team shoots the whole family either on location, at the beach, or both. Cheesy poses are verboten. Instead, they hone in on whatever catches their eye (blocks, a great chair) and use it to tell a story.
Or in the case of your peanut: the greatest story ever told.
Lauren and Abby Ross (802-233-6421 or larossphotography.com).
Dollar Splash Monday
What: Score pool passes for $1 all day. Your entire crew must be present to buy wristbands.
Why: Don’t pass (up) the buck.
When: Mondays. Passes go on sale at 8:30 a.m. Pool open 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Annenberg Community Beach House, 415 Pacific Coast Hwy., Santa Monica (310-458-4904).
Rare ’70s Michael Jackson Screenings
What: Share the gloved one with your loved ones at free screenings of the short-lived CBS variety series The Jacksons.
Why: You’ll be there.
When: Thru Sun. Daily, 3 p.m.
Where: The Paley Center for Media, 465 N. Beverly Dr., at S. Santa Monica Blvd., Beverly Hills (310-786-1000).
Dodgers Friday Night Fireworks
What: Take them out to a ballgame and an Olympic-themed pyrotechnics show.
When: Fri., 7 p.m.
Where: Dodger Stadium, 1000 Elysian Park Ave., at Stadium Way, Echo Park (866-363-4377).