Somewhere in the not-so-distant-future. (Like next weekend.)
Mombot #1: The bathing suits I bought online won’t fit Junior for another two years.
Mombot #2: Yeah, Miss Fussypants says her dress color was falsely advertised.
#1: I’m feeling lost in cyberspace.
#2: Don’t. Web retailer Innovative Baby just opened a two-floor brick-and-mortar shop.
#1: Like an actual place where you can see stuff before you buy it?
#2: You can literally get your hands on darling brands like Tea, Barn, and Kicky Pants. Plus, there are nursing essentials, feeding gear, and gifty items.
#1: How retro.
#2: They’ll also be offering classes (signing, birthing, mommy-and-me) in September.
#1: Wow! Person-to-person interaction to boot.
#2: Ah, the good old days.
Innovative Baby, 114 Washington Boulevard, between Strongs Drive and Pacific Avenue, suite b, Marina Del Rey (310-338-9908 or innovative-baby.com).
Madame Tussauds Hollywood
What: Be tourists for a day at the new wax museum featuring more than 100 of your favorite inanimate celebs.
Why: It’s okay to let the kids stare.
When: Opens Sat. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.
Where: 6933 Hollywood Blvd., at Orange Dr., Hollywood (323-467-8277).
Swazzle Puppet Shows
What: Catch one of three original stories (River Otter Circus, Goldilocks and the Three Buccaneers, Water Color) on the summer tour.
Why: Strings attached.
When: Thru Aug. 25
Where: Schedule online at swazzle.com.
Lost & Found Sale
What: Fifty to 75 percent off kiddo lines like Dagmar Daley, Lemlem, and Gold Rush. Score a pair of K. Jacques sandals for yourself.
Why: Finders keepers.
When: ’Til it’s all gone.
Where: 6320 Yucca St., b/t Vine St. & Ivar Ave., Hollywood (323-856-5872).