So your Romy and Michele “Time After Time” routine at your cousin’s wedding left you out of breath, a little dizzy, and with the feeling Great Uncle Alan might never be the same. But all you care about are your missing Falck Jewels. In her debut jewelry collection, Los Feliz-based, Norwegian-bred Ida Falck bears homage to the million-dollar gems that previously dangled from the likes of Cindy Crawford, Helena Christensen, and Christy Turlington on the pages of vintage Vogue. Choose from paper cutouts of rubies or diamonds, platinum or 24-k, precious or peculiar. Each comes backed with thin, lightweight plastic and finished with gold or sterling hooks or chains — and with a price tag that’s fractions of fractions of the real thing. So you can relax and just Falck off. Available at Welcome Hunters, 451 Gin Ling Way, between North Broadway and North Hill Street, Chinatown (213-687-9905 or welcomehuntersla.com); Iko Iko, 1298 Sunset Boulevard, at Innes Avenue, Angelino Heights (323-719-1079 or ikoikospace.blogspot.com). To see styles, go to falckjewels.com. For inquiries, e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.