Hey, Old Shirt, we’ve got good news and bad news.

The bad news? Well, you’re being sent away.

The good news? ThredUp.com has found someone who actually wants you.

It was really easy. Instead of photos, we uploaded a general description of up-for-grab items like yourself (honesty’s always the best policy) and detailed vague preferences for other desirables. Then suddenly, someone’s needs matched these haves, and that was that. You’ll be making the trip in a comfortable prepaid envelope, the same way your replacement will be making its way here.

Don’t laugh Too Short Jeans and Party Dress That Never Got to Party, your categories will be activated soon.

Now, OS, in the off chance you don’t click with your new owner, you’ll just end up relisted and resent.

But let’s not spoil the moment.

Available online at thredup.com. Space is limited while the site is still in beta mode. Enter code DAILYCANDY to sign up.

Photo: Courtesy of ThredUp.com