Headband notwithstanding, your horticultural efforts to avoid going full Grey Gardens have ended up looking way less Green Card and more “planter” of the apes.

SucculentLove will have you sticking to the script. The new DIY kits provide everything you need to artfully assemble a garden box of your own.

Choose Fish Bowl, Round About, Three’s Company, or any of the other darling styles. When the package arrives on your doorstep, you’ll find the container, individually wrapped plants, enough dirt to get you going and, most importantly, a sheet with a photograph and a step-by-step on how to recreate what you fell in love with online.

Following the detailed instructions is easier than it seems.

And the only way it’ll turn out picture perfect.

Available online at succulentlovedesigns.com.