Old Smokey
Grandpa cardigan, loafer slippers, and reading spectacles? He can stick them in his golden Patch NYC pipe candlestick and smoke it ($84). 

Flight Club
The plane! The plane! He’ll be ready for takeoff with the My First Jet how-to kit ($15). Paper pilots can build a fleet and design their own fictitious airline online.

Rac ’Em
That lucky rabbit’s foot luck has just run out. For a talismanic upgrade, turn to a Michael Bastian raccoon tail clip ($95). It’ll be his good fortune.

Sneaker Pimp
You down with OCD? He can hide his file-fanatic, clearly labeled ways with The Stuff Box from Suck UK ($30). No one will suspect the undercover organizer.

Hunter Gatherer
He wouldn’t have to ask where’s the beef if he remembered to pick it up at the market. Take note of it with a Cocobohème animal chalkboard wall sticker ($28).