What’s big, white, terrifying, and totally shredable? No, not Big Bear. It’s that mountain of paper on your desk.

Turning those piles into files is Bneato’s specialty, and founder/professional organizer Beth Ziegler is out to make it yours.

Exceptionally orderly for as long as she can remember (as a teen, her playroom-tidying skills made her a hit on the babysitting circuit), Ziegler can tackle your home or office project solo, or you can go one-on-one with her to sort, process, and toss unwanted everythings. Either way, she’ll put user-friendly systems in place.

Your best bet? Try a Bneato boot camp. For $30, you can bring your haul to her and, along with a group, learn how fun a label maker can be.

Bneato (323-304-1516 or bneato.com). Upcoming boot camps, Friday, 12:30-2 p.m. & 3-4:30 p.m., at Echo Park United Methodist Church, Community Room, 1226 North Alvarado Street, at Reservoir Street, Echo Park.

Photo: Courtesy of Bneato