There are some things you don’t want brand new. Like a pilot. Or a surgeon. Or a mover, for that matter.Real Rock ’n’ Roll Movers has been around the block. Based out of Eagle Rock and available for local service within a 50-mile radius of L.A., the fully licensed and insured company has employed musicians moonlighting as trained, professional movers for the last three years.When you’re packed and ready to go, expect two or more strong-armed men to arrive at your door in a badass black truck marked with the business’s trucker-capped skull and cross-dollies logo. Keep an eye on the action from your La-Z-Boy and delegate to your hired rockers exactly what to do with those mountainous boxes marked “shoes” or discuss musical interests like Kraftwerk and Joy Division.Plan way ahead by booking online — you’ll receive an estimate based on the details of your belongings, living space layout, and driving distance. Essentials like moving pads, straps, and hand trucks are covered. Demo tape not included.Real Rock ’n’ Roll Movers (323-254-7625 or realrocknroll.com).Photo: splityarn / Flickr Up to 55% off Soixante NeufSoixante Neuf’s cocktail rings, cuffs, and bib necklaces are the perfect finishing touches to any ensemble. The imaginative line adds a little sparkle to your jewelry box for up to 55% off today on Swirl.