Band of Outsiders: Boy, we need to chat.

Boy: What’s up, BOO?

BOO: Remember how we talked about, that sometimes, when a designer like Scott Sternberg and his fans love each other very, very much, something really special happens? Well, you’re going to have a little sister.

Boy: What?!!??

BOO: It’s a Girl. You two are very different, but you’ll get along great. You’re more about the smartly tailored, tomboy-at-finishing school thing. Girl is, well, more ladylike. Those mix-and-match floral prints on filmy, ethereal fabrics in drapey, easy silhouettes add up to something real sweet.

Boy: Gross.

BOO: Be nice. Maybe you’ll pick up a thing or two, like the off-the-shoulder Amanda dress or flippy Allegra skirt. At least you’ll hit it off with the Amelia shorts and silk Ami trousers.

Boy: Oh, brother.

BOO: No. Sister.

Available at Confederacy, 4661 Hollywood Boulevard, between North Vermont and Hillhurst Avenues, Los Feliz (323-913-3040). To see styles, go to girl.bandofoutsiders.com.

Photo: Akira Yamada