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BREAK
FOR SPRING
What: A San Diego getaway (starting at $269 per night) including hotel suite, s’mores kit, spa credit, and discounted tickets to Legoland, Sea World, or the San Diego Zoo.
Why: G-rated poolside fun means no threat of a wet T-shirt contest.
When: Reservations open Tues. for Mar. 24-Apr. 30.
Where: Hyatt Regency Mission Bay Spa & Marina, 1441 Quivira Rd., at W. Mission Bay Dr. Call 619-224-1234 for a reservation.

OINK
Piggy Nation
What: Based on the charming book series, the musical uses song and dance to teach the Golden Rule.
Why: A lesson in good behavior that will make them squeal.
When: Fri., 7:30 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., 2 p.m.
Where: Theatre Palisades, 941 Temescal Canyon Rd., Pacific Palisades. Tickets at 310-454-1970. Adults and children, $12.

BEAT IT
Saturday Morning Drumming Fun
What: Families make noise together with teacher Tonya Lee Jaynes, author of Drumphonics: Say and Play the Drum Set.
Why: A bang-up good time.
When: Sat., 10:30 a.m.
Where: Children’s Book World, 10580½ W. Pico Blvd., b/t Parnell & Prosser Aves. (310-559-2665).

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