Shall we dance?

DANCE
Not So Gay Ballroom
What: Creators Steve Valentine and Robbie Tristan are at it again with two new classes, ChaChaCha and Sambalicious.
Why: The series isn’t just for same-sex couples or even couples for that matter. Parties of one are welcome.
When: Sat., 3-4:30 p.m.
Where: Plummer Park, 7377 Santa Monica Blvd., at Martel Ave., West Hollywood (310-489-0017).

EAT
Wine Bar Nights at Kendall’s
What: The downtown restaurant offers a prix fixe three-course dinner for a mere $36 and select bottles of wine at 50 percent off.
Why: You’re totally justified in drinking twice as much. It’s simple arithmetic, really.
When: Tues.-Sun., 8 p.m.-midnight.
Where: L.A. Music Center, 135 N. Grand Ave., b/t W. First & Temple Sts., Downtown (213-972-7322).

NOSH
Mezze
What: The West Hollywood restaurant uses fresh, local ingredients to whip up its Middle Eastern- and Eastern Mediterranean-inspired fare.
Why: The Merguez flatbread with tomato jam and Aleppo might incite a feeding frenzy, so book in advance.
When: Opens Mon. Daily, 6 p.m.-midnight.
Where: 401 La Cienega Blvd., b/t Rosewood & Oakwood Aves., West Hollywood (310-657-4103).

SHOP
Geren Ford Biannual Sale
What: The L.A.-based label bids adieu to overstock from fall and holiday collections, marking them up to 90 percent off.
Why: Eye-catching duds at af-Ford-able prices. Bonus: The first 50 customers to mention DailyCandy get a gift.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 3-7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: Geren Ford Studio, 530 Molino St., at Palmetto St., ste. 107, Downtown (213-689-9500).

What Goes Around Comes Around Sale
What: WGACA does some spring cleaning to the tune of 90 percent off the collection and select vintage pieces for women and men.
Why: It’s time for your closet’s annual injection of retro cool.
When: Thru Apr 8. Mon.-Sat., 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Space 15Twenty, 1520 N. Cahuenga Blvd., b/t Selma Ave. & Sunset Blvd., Hollywood (323-836-0252).

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