Sure, we all wish we were smarter. But instead of crying over lost brain cells, the deadening of the American consciousness, and the fact that Arnie actually stands a chance, do something about it.

Start with what’s in front of ...

You? An environmentalist? Not quite.

You wear leather, eat veal, and haven’t hugged a tree since that particularly bad mushroom trip back in ‘89.

Still, that’s no reason to turn a blind eye. If there were a way to care ...

Madonna’s taking mikvahs. Roseanne’s baking prime-time challah. And Charlotte has actually de-shiksa-tized herself for a mensch.

In this era of jewfabophilia, what’s a goy to do?

Hang ten. While the masses ride the never-ending wave of the ...

Are you embarrassed to let your friends (or even the cute UPS guy) inside your home? Is chaos slowly, in its drip-drip-Chinese-water-torture sort of way, overtaking your space?

Quit kidding yourself. You don’t have the time or the energy ...

Dear Diary,
Foxy guy in mailroom smiled at me today! After work, gorged on leftover Chinese and fell asleep on the couch while watching Friends.

Got a knack for writing? Wish you could put it to better use?

WriteGirl, an ...

Bad morning?

Let’s see. Some Hummer freak stole your parking space. Your pug bit the old lady next door. And your checking account is down to double digits.

You need a massage. But on your budget? No problem. At Pho-Siam, ...

Boy, if you had a nickel for every time you couldn’t decide between the salon and the art gallery.

Cuticles or cubism? Eyebrow or highbrow? Massage or message? Tough questions.

At Wax Poetic, a salon-cum-art gallery, you can finally lay ...