Admit it. You wanted to be that tough girl in high school who drove the bitchin’ black Camaro. (So much cooler than mom’s Pinto.)

But you weren’t. Okay, fine. You can

(a) Spend the rest of your life woefully regretting ...

We all recycle. (It’s the law, after all.) But most of us tend to keep it pretty simple. Soda cans, newspapers, maybe the occasional fashion castoff.

Few have elevated it to an art form. (Save those who consider a ...

What do Timberlake, Spears, Stallone, and the Wayans brothers have in common?

Hint: It’s nearly five feet tall and twenty inches around, and it’s been seen at more than a few Hollywood parties. And no, it’s not their agent.

Give ...

First they tell you that you can’t drink the stuff that’s available free and easy everywhere. Nope. You gotta buy it.

Then they tell you that your bottle is, well, passe. You’re drinking the wrong brand. (Slow to catch on? ...

Dang. It’s the first day of school, and you have nary a thing to wear.

That perfect je ne sais quoi that — you’re dreaming big now — will make all the other kids green with envy when they see ...

We all make mistakes.

Diamond-horseshoe necklace? Plastic-strap tank tops? Not your finest retail moments. Unfortunately, the higher you climb up the fashion food chain, the more dramatic the missteps, the more costly the spending sprees, and — here’s the clincher ...

A hole in your sweater. A run in your stocking. These are the indignities that — alas — the best of us have at one time or another faced.

Then there’s the classic snafu, that unforgettable moment when two minutes ...