Rusty, lackluster charms; missing links; the completely unhinged: Getting fixed up is usually a disaster. ...
Rusty, lackluster charms; missing links; the completely unhinged: Getting fixed up is usually a disaster. ...
A, B, C, D, E, F, Gee, nice necklace. Where’d ya get that? H, I, ...
Mi querida, tus ojos son claros como el mar. Te amo con todo mi corazón. ...
Alex and Chloe sittin’ in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, Then comes jewelry. Really, ...
You don’t know minced from julienned from chopped (and you don’t really care). But when ...
Fishermen are so dumb. They wear rubber pants, dig up worms, and spend their days ...
Certain ancient rituals are better left to history: mummifying, leeching, Caesar haircuts, deciphering hieroglyphics, not ...
For formal functions, you break out Grandma’s pearls (her favorite faux number). Daytime calls for ...
Adornments. Accessories. Decorations. Poor jewelry. Always the sideshow, never the main event. A shame, really, ...
Nobody’s calling you easy access. At least not to your face. Sure, you’ve been known ...