At some point between your Breck girl blowout and the oil slick formerly known as your hair, there was a ponytail. And everyone knew your secret: It was dirty.

Next time, try the Dirty Hair Updo (or DHUD, for short), ...

Look around. Leaves are brown (sorta). And the sky is a hazy shade of winter (practically).

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Art LA
What: More than 50 galleries join for a contemporary art fair including Machine Project’s interactive installations.
Why: A picture’s worth a ...

You actually like it, don’t you? Rushing around. The hustle, the bustle. Trying to beat the clock to get everything done. Heck, when you’re checking things off your list, nothing can stop you.

Except, perhaps, that lower back spasm.

Time ...

Stomp the yard (or just stomp on over to the theater, gallery, bakery, or super sales).

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The Great Debate: Revenge of the Nerds
What: Ilyse Mimoun and Matt Price discuss the film’s merits.
Why: Do jocks think only about ...

Nothing — not the posture-perfecting office chair, the adjustable keyboard, or the ergonomicized stapler — has managed to alleviate a certain pain in your neck.

And we’re not talking about your cubicle mate’s pathological need to hum Devo’s greatest hits.

Repeat after Janet Jackson: Look out, weekend. Here I come. Because weekends were made for fun.

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Tinlark Gallery
What: Mind Full, a group show featuring Scott David Johnson and Gavin Bunner, marks the opening of Fresh Start founder ...

Nobody needs to tell you those Tiger Beat heartthrob posters don’t qualify as appropriate grown-up wall adornment.

But it would help if someone could tell you what does.

Sarah Jane Bruce will oblige. After working the high-end gallery circuit on ...