The red bumps are bad enough on their own. But when you take into account the awful pain, the awkward moments, and your new shock-and-awe look, you’ve really been through the wringer.

Actually, make that waxer.

Well, the good news is you ...

Coulda invited fewer people to dinner — but a party’s not a party without your posse.

Woulda made a big pot of chili — but didn’t want to jeopardize your five-star hospitality rating.

Shoulda called The Paper Palate, a new ...

Throw another shrimp on the barbie (while there’s still time).

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Lobster Alice
What: The Blank Theatre Company presents what could have happened when Salvador Dali crashed Walt Disney Studios for six weeks.
Why: Play time.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m.; ...

These days, wearing fur is about as smart as wearing meat pants on safari.

But when it comes to the fur on your head, you have no choice.

So by all means, take good care of that mop of yours. ...

Just because it’s National Watermelon Day doesn’t mean you have to be so melon-dramatic.

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Awkward Family Dinner
What: Ali Waller hosts a night of stand-up comedy with Jessi Klein (Premium Blend, Best Week Ever), Lizzy Cooperman ...

You can claim the devil made you do it.

But unless Satan was masquerading as a congenial, leather-faced barfly yelling, “Chug! Chug! Chug!” last night, that hangover is probably your fault.

At least now you can take responsibility for reversing ...

You thought you were keeping your home movies in a safe place. Then you popped in Tommy’s soccer season tape and Bart Simpson told you to eat his shorts.

So rather than stashing your most precious moments in a dusty ...