September 23, 2004

It's a Footrest ... It's a Bed ... It's Ottobed!

The Ottobed

For your reading pleasure: the inner life of Tom, told in pictures and words.

This is the life. Just me, my just-gay-enough decor, and a good magazine. Let’s see here. Celebrity gossip. Fashion faux pas of the rich and famous. Heartwarming … human … interest … stories … (yawn). Wow. All this information is making me drowsy. If only something in this room converted into a bed.

Lo and behold! Do my eyes deceive? This ottoman converts into a bed! No wonder they call it an Ottobed. Today keeps getting better and better.

So this goes here … And this goes …

Ahhh. Sweet repose. And none of those nasty clothes in the way. Now where was I? Oh, yes. “Young, disabled, middle-American chimpanzee befriends … selfless … animal … trainer …” (Yawn.)