February 25, 2008

Word Up

Bureau of Communication

Well, _______ [cordial greeting]!

Remember that _______ [weather condition] day when _______ [dreaded coworker] left his/her [circle one] _______ [food item in need of refrigeration] out for _______ [inappropriate length of time] and the entire office smelled like _______ [noun]?

Or the _______ [adjective] silence that ensued when _______ [friend of a friend] explained their observance of _______ [obscure religious tradition] and you had no _______ [expletive ending in -ing] clue what to say?

Bureau of Communication can help you handle these _______ [adjective] situations. Choose from the online collection of _______ [a word along the lines of brilliant] form letters, then fill in the blanks, check any applicable boxes, and e-mail to your _______ [unsuspecting target]. Try Unsolicited Feedback or Declaration of Romantic Intent or peruse the _______ [synonym for awesome] archive to see how it’s done.

As for that _______ [adjective] debacle with _______ [gentlemen’s name you are unsure of] down at _______ [local haunt]?

____ [exclamation of mockery]! You’re on your own.

Available online at bureauofcommunication.com.