April 2, 2008

Peel Yourself Away

Kimberly King’s In-Home Facial

The following was inspired by actual events.

Hey, [insert name of ex, accountant, or Matt Damon here]. Fancy seeing you outside my facialist. Oh, this redness and blotchiness? Very common after a peel. I’ll look great tomorrow. When I probably won’t run into you.

Avoid such encounters with the help of facialist Kim King, who brings her Three Layer Enzyme Facial right to your home.

King recreates the spa atmosphere down to the cozy pink blanket. After cleansing, steaming, and extracting, she applies an organic fruit pulp mask, then her special lime-and-pepper concoction (be prepared to grin and bear it), and an organic lift mask to tighten. Moisturizing creams meant to hydrate the skin finish off the job. A thorough neck and shoulder massage keeps things cushy.

King offers other in-home services, including waxing, eye treatments, and nonpeel facials. But if you do get the peel, you’ll see a post-treatment flush.

At least your ego will escape unscathed.

Kimberly King (310-770-2070).