October 7, 2008

Whatever Floats Your Vote

Vote in the 2008 Election

Oh, Chad,

It’s been four years since we last saw each other. Four long, crazy years.

There’s something you need to know: I’ve found someone. I had heard loads about him — some good, some bad — and I really didn’t know what to think. But after I did a little research; watched a few videos; and, say what you will, peeked into his finances, I decided he’s the one. We haven’t met per se, but I’ve already registered in California.

And look, I know you’ll be here on November 4, and we’re bound to run into each other at the polling place. So if it makes things easier, I’ll vote early, and we can skip the whole awkward moment of not knowing what to do in the booth (ahem, Florida).

You were never one for ultimatums, but let me know before it’s too late.