Overheard in your dining room …
Floor: Hey new chair, you’re looking mighty sturdy.
Chair: You’re quite polished yourself. Should we do something about it? (Wink.)
Floor: Not unless you use protection, mister!
Chair: I wouldn’t even think about touching you without my new Personality Socks. They fit snugly around my legs, and they’re thick — so I won’t make a mark on you that could last forever.
Floor: Phew. And I see they come in stripes, tube, or argyle designs.
Chair: For your pleasure.
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Photo: Courtesy of Chris & Ruby