Sharing your bed with a toddler is the closest you’ve come to a threesome. Enough said.
Our opinion: you need a weekend away.
Book a night in one of The Connaught’s (16 Carlos Place, W1K 2AL; 020 7950 5493) newly revamped suites. Flirt shamelessly over a martini in David Collins’s gorgeous bar or treat yourselves to a romantic dinner at Scott’s, just up the road.
Countryphile foodies really make out at the West Stoke House (West Stoke, Chichester, PO18 9BN; 01243 575226). Start off with dinner a deux at the Michelin-starred restaurant — the sumptuous beds and views of the rolling Sussex countryside will inspire the rest of your stay.
Or go farther afield to Cowley Manor (Cowley, Gloucestershire, GL53 9NL; 01242 870900), where you can wallow in the glorious C.Side Spa and share a candlelit bath — perfect for letting sparks fly.
If you manage to stay awake.
Photo: Courtesy of The Connaught
SHOP
Ovale Baby Gift Store
What: A new boutique selling personalized blankets, gorgeous clothes, and cute toys for newborns.
Why: Power shower.
When: Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 35b Sloane St., SW1X 9LP (020 7235 5235).
SEE
Princess and the Pea
What: Hans Andersen’s classic tale played out with puppets and projections.
Why: The world’s a stage.
When: Thurs.-Nov. 1.
Where: Unicorn Theatre, 147 Tooley St., SE1 2HZ (020 7645 0560).