The Ministry of Waxing hath issued the following proclamation:
Ladies and gentlemen, things have gotten a little hairy. Literally.
Smooth over the situation at the edgy new Singapore-based waxing parlour, which opened quietly last week. Start with a pretreatment calming tea before you’re stripped of unwanted hair with a gentle homemade wax, pliable enough to remove even the shortest stubble.
Brazilians are a specialty, and stress balls are on hand for nervous beginners. Take a date for a boyzilian (ouch) and you’ll both be treated to aftercare of anti-inflammatory lotions and cooling cream.
All treatments are half price, but only to 31 August.
No time to beat around the bush.
Ministry of Waxing, 17 South Molton Street, W1K 5QT (020 7409 7343 or ministryofwaxing.com).
Photo: Courtesy of Ministry of Waxing