You’re a little lazy.
Just last night you watched two hours of NASCAR because you left the remote in the bathroom.
A car wash to suit you: the recent Euro-transplant Green Wash Mobile, Miami’s first waterless car wash.
Just call — or, even easier, text — and owner Laurent Becker will dispatch a member of his gang to your location (from Key Biscayne to Doral). Each unit is loaded with an ecofriendly cleaning spray, microfiber cloths to remove dirt, a vacuum, and a variety of air fresheners — none of which produce effluents.
Choose from the Eco ($19 for an exterior wash and polish, wheels and windows, and tire dressing), the Premium (the Eco plus interior trims and vacuum), or Detailing (includes hand wax, leather treatment, and carpet shampooing).
The Green team promises to arrive in less than 25 minutes.
But remember, it’s not a race.
Green Wash Mobile (786-444-4440 or greenwashmobile.com).