Who can take a wafer,
Sprinkle it with seeds,
Mix it with no yeast
And a grain or three?
The Crackerman can.
The Crackerman can, ’cause he bakes the crisps with love and makes your cheese taste good.
Who can bake the whole grains
Into a tasty loaf,
Spread on a little butter,
And ooh is that good stuff?
The Crackerman can.
The Crackerman can, ’cause he bakes the bread with love and makes your sandwich taste good.
Stefan Uch makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious.
He’ll even bring them to your party,
’Cause he’s German, and he’s hearty.
Who can be all organic,
And still taste good,
Add some spices and some oil,
So they won’t taste like wood?
The Crackerman can.
The Crackerman can, ’cause he bakes his carbs with love and makes your belly feel good.
Available Saturdays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., at the Coconut Grove Farmers Market, 3300 Grand Avenue, Coconut Grove; online at crackermancrackers.com.
Photo: Courtesy of Crackerman