9 p.m. BBQ and brewskies with the girls (smell: smoky chipotle).
11:48 p.m. Flaming Jagerbombs at the bar (smell: burnt eyebrows).
1:10 a.m. Light up a cancer stick (smell: cigarettes).
8 a.m. Wake up in stranger’s bed (smell: dirty laundry, and oh god, is that cat piss?).
9 a.m. Arrive at work smelling spectacular — or good enough.
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The pen-size spray is discreet.
So there’s no smoking gun.
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