Your child’s little piggies are so cute you can’t go a minute without nibbling them. (Yeah, it’s a foot fetish. So?)

For the love of those precious pedals, check out the Pitter-Pad iPad app. The so-simple-it’s-genius free download measures infant and toddler shoe sizes with a few easy touches. Just set your iPad in front of your tyke, place her bare foot on the screen, and move a digital line to gauge height and width. Within seconds, her shoe size pops up.

Imagine: no more shopping meltdowns (“But I don’t wanna try it on”) or risky online order guesstimates (return shipping stings, doesn’t it?). Instead, you get a fun way to engage your child and watch her grow.

You’ll be head over heels.

Available online at pitterpad.com.

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Ritz Kids Adventure Camp
What: Keep her busy for a few weeks or just a day with tennis, crafts, and other activities (ages 5-12).
Why: Bug spray? Eh, Miss Fancy would rather while away the summer in high style.
When: Thru Aug. 23.
Where: The Ritz-Carlton Key Biscayne, Tennis Center, 415 Grand Bay Dr., Key Biscayne. Registration (required) at 305-365-4300. Cost is $55 and up.

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Swashbuckling Summer
What: Watch buccaneers battle atop high wires and clamber up the Giant Shark Slide.
Why: Grab a shot of your little Bluebeard on the Pirate Skeleton Walk.
When: Thru Aug. 21.
Where: Miami Seaquarium, 4400 Rickenbacker Cswy., Key Biscayne (305-361-5705). Adults and children 10 and up, $40; children 3-9, $29; under 3, free.

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Madeline and the Gypsies
What: The Parisian heroine gets swept away with the circus in the lively musical adaptation.
Why: You can always count on Miss Clavel to keep her safe (whew).
When: Thru Aug. 6. Sat., 2 p.m.
Where: Actors’ Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre, 280 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables. Tickets at 305-444-9293 or online at actorsplayhouse.org. Adults and children, $15.

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