Girl meets boy.

Boy breaks girl’s heart.

Girl names makeup company after boy. (A natural progression, of course.)

Revenge tactic? Hardly. Shira Kastan calls her business Robbie Lip Gloss to remind herself that it’s hard to keep a good woman down. (Especially when she’s armed with a killer gloss.)

Unlike that disappeared mister, Robbie’s formula has staying power, with vitamins A and E to nourish lips. Plus, this Robbie is the sensitive type, so it’s wearable for those with even the most susceptible skin. And the recipe isn’t a sticky situation.

Of the six shades — complementary to all skin tones in colors from pink and red to plum and brown — pomegranate is the best-seller. Kastan, however, prefers nude.

Hear that, Robbie?

Kiss off.

Available at Exhale MindBody Spa, at the Epic Hotel, 270 Biscayne Boulevard (305-423-3900 or exhalespa.com); at robbielipgloss.com, $16.50.

Photo: Courtesy of Robbie Lip Gloss