Ketchup as a veggie. Wine as a fruit. Is a Goldfish cracker a protein or a grain?

Your food pyramid is in ruins.

Rebuild with OnJuice. The cold-pressed, drinkable organic meals contain two pounds of raw produce per bottle, delivered to your door.

Co-founders and creators Scott Harris and Olga Kuzenkov mask the healthy stuff with palate-friendly flavors, such as a pineapple burst in Pina-kale-lotta and cinnamon and apples in Apple Pie. Their favorites are Sublime (spinach, ginger, cucumber, green apple, parsley, and lime) and Mint Condition (pineapple, green apple, cucumber, and mint), respectively.

Go all in with a cleanse — six drinks (five juices, one almond milk) per day, a 25-page manual with 21 recipes for postfast feasting, and online support. Or opt for a la carte and choose from fourteen varieties.

Keep your eyes peeled for the upcoming juice mobile, which will also stock raw and vegan treats.

Now that’s bananas.

Available by phone order (800-495-5008), $11 per juice or $75 per day; 72-hour notice is required. For more information, go to onjuice.com.

Photo: Courtesy of OnJuice