Girl 1: See that?
Girl 2: Jeans so tight you can read her lips.
Girl 1: Oh no you did-int.
Girl 2: That’s right.
What were you thinking wearing those hotpants? Everyone knows there’s only one place a camel toe is acceptable (besides, of course, on a camel): your foot.
That’s right. Drive them wild galloping around in Cecilie Telle’s Felt Tabi-Toe slippers from London. The two-toned booties (orange and maroon, black and gray, blue and green, or brown and green) are handmade from wool and can be hand-washed. Originally used in martial-arts training, the split-toe slippers give you lots of grip (for long treks, across the desert or anywhere else). Plus, your toes get plenty of breathing space.
Unlike, ahem, some other parts of your body.
Available online at relishstyle.com.