Olympic Shot Putter, Best Actress, Texas Ranger. Titles you won’t be receiving anytime, um, ever.
Just because you can’t chuck an eight-pound metal ball or bust a swift roundhouse doesn’t mean you don’t deserve gold — in the form of something from local jewelry designer Liza Echeverry.
Gold medal? Please. One of the Colombia native’s chunky vermeil-ring necklaces will look ten times hotter with that scoop-neck tunic. You’ll receive piles of praise when you sport a wide, rectangular-link bracelet and stackable rings.
The baubles are dramatic but not costumey, so you won’t look like you’re still wearing your gypsy Halloween costume.
Not that you’d ever go for gaudy.
You always go for the gold.
Available at Mia, 1439 Alton Road, Miami Beach (305-532-6064 or miajewels.com).