Spike: Happy birthday, Dru.
Drusilla: You shouldn’t have.
Spike: You turn 657 just once.
Drusilla: Must you constantly remind me that I’m 104 years older than you? Hand over my present. Unwraps gift. Sweet A-negative! A Victorian-inspired necklace by Rella! I’ve wanted one forever.
Spike: I would have flown you to meet designer Cindy Borjas in person, but she lives in Miami. Too much sunshine.
Drusilla: Pity, since we both love goth, la Belle Époque, Marlene Dietrich, and vintage jewelry. Her signature ceramic cameos are inspired by the delicate, prim ladies of the early 1900s.
Spike: But they’re actually pin-up bondage girls. Naughty.
Drusilla: Indeed. Add a little velvet, lace, and beading, and you’ve got one sexy accessory. Where’s my little black dress? I just got the urge to paint the town red.
Spike: Wonderful. Let’s go grab a bite.
Available by phone order (786-294-4637) or e-mail cindy.borjas@gmail.com.