January 10, 2007

Fifty-Yard Lash

Cutnexions Eyelash Extensions

Gel tips. Extensions. Presidential speeches. You’ve never been a fan of going long. Short and sweet is your preferred mode.

Except, of course, when it comes to lashes.

Unfortunately, you’re not exactly batting a thousand. So save yourself another ten-buck tube of black goo (or cheap falsie glue in the eye) and invest in some eyelash extensions at Cutnexions.

The entire process takes a mere fifteen minutes and is surprisingly noninvasive — even if you tend to blink hysterically at anything near your peepers (damn glaucoma test). And, like so many other synthetic enhancements, the lashes come in varying sizes, from au natural to lethal.

It will be a nice two-week mascara break. Which is when your faux flutter will begin to wane.

But that’s just the long and short of it.

Cutnexions, 14520 Biscayne Boulevard, North Miami (786-274-7646).