February 14, 2007

Mad About You

A Valentine’s Day Fill-in-the-Blank

To my sweet _____[woodland denizen],

Every day, I thank _____[awe-inspiring deity] for your _____[bodily condition]-inducing laugh, your make-me-_____[early ’90s dance move] personality, and your irresistible _____[underrated body part]. You are my life, my love, my _____[famous TV/movie sidekick].

Before I met you, I was sulking in the corner of _____[South Beach club], refusing to dance to _____[Atlanta rapper]. Now, I can’t even put on my _____[underwear preference] without smiling. Remember that time in _____[MTV Spring Break locale], when we sipped _____[exotic fruit]-tinis in the moonlight? I felt like _____[any actress] in that romantic comedy with Hugh Grant.

Or that time when you bought me that vintage poster of _____[’80s boy band]? I still have it hanging over my bed. Speaking of bed, what do you think about making a little movie magic? We’d get more hits than _____[YouTube video]. _____[animal sound]!

So this Valentine’s Day, I wanted to do something truly _____[French adjective] for you. I bought us tickets to _____[cool Netherlands city], where we will gaze at the _____[European stereotype] and dance to the _____[overblown adjective] songs of the city.

I figured it was the least I could do, since you make me want to sing through the streets of _____[section of Miami].

XOXO,
Your loving _____[Saturday morning cartoon character]

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